💀 Hair: Low bun since 2015. It's not a hairstyle, it's a lifestyle. My hair has seen things. Terrible, buggy things.

👖 Jeans: Wore them to a wedding once. No regrets. Dresses are just uncompiled jeans.

👓 Glasses: Not for style, for survival. Without them I can't tell "." from "," and that's how wars start.

🦇 Things That Scare Me

😱 "It works on my machine" (narrator: it didn't work on anyone else's machine)

💀 Merge conflicts that look like ancient hieroglyphics

🕸️ Opening code I wrote 6 months ago (Who is this psychopath?! Oh wait... it's me)

🧟 "This should be easy" (Famous last words before a 3-day debugging session)