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TSodoo
🕷️ Skills That Haunt Production
- 💀 Vue (the undead edition)
- 🩸 Git - where code goes to bleed
- 👻 Making bugs disappear mysteriously
⚰️ Current Haunts
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Surviving production fires at 3 AM
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Writing code that scares other developers
🎵 Soundtrack of the Crypt 🎵
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~/haunted-codebase
$ git log --oneline
d4e5f6g feat: added feature nobody asked for
j0k1l2m fix: removed console.log(666)
$ yarn --cwd ./frontend
⚠️ Warning: This code is cursed
✓ Server haunting on port 3000
📖 Tales from the Crypt (Code Reviews)
The Bug That Wouldn't Die
Fixed the same bug 3 times. It came back each time, stronger.
The Midnight Deploy
Deployed on Friday night. Woke up to 47 Element messages. Never again.
The Undefined Horror
Cannot read property of undefined. The story of my life.